Deep Dive into Service
Okay, let’s be real – when someone says “cleaning service,” you’re probably picturing someone half-heartedly running a vacuum while texting. But here’s the thing: at Squeaky Home Clean, we get that your home isn’t just floors and countertops. It’s where you binge-watch Netflix after a long day, where your kids leave mystery sticky spots (seriously, how?!), and where you definitely don’t want to think about scrubbing grout at 10pm.
1. The "Please Just Make It Look Like I Have My Life Together" Clean
Routine Cleaning
You know that moment when you’re expecting guests in 30 minutes and suddenly notice your bathroom mirror has more toothpaste splatters than actual mirror? That’s where this comes in.
We’ll:
✔️ Wrangle the dust bunnies multiplying under your bed
✔️ Make your shower actually look like glass instead of a science experiment
✔️ Pretend we don’t see the pile of laundry you’ve been using as a “chair”
Perfect for:
People who are busy adulting (or at least pretending to)
Anyone who’s ever looked at their baseboards and thought “I’ll deal with that… never”
2. The "Oh Crap, I Just Realized How Disgusting My House Actually Is" Clean
Deep Cleaning
This is for when you move your couch for the first time in years and discover:
🔍 A graveyard of lost hair ties
🔍 That one sock that went missing in 2019
🔍 Enough crumbs to feed a small village
We’ll:
✔️ Get rid of those weird fridge smells (what even is that?)
✔️ Make your windows sparkle like you’re in a cleaning product commercial
✔️ Restore your faith that yes, your oven was actually white once
Perfect for:
Pre-holiday panic cleaning
Post-renovation “why is there drywall dust in my silverware drawer?!”
That moment when you realize your shower hasn’t been properly cleaned since the Obama administration
3. The "I Need My Security Deposit Back" Special
End-of-Lease Cleaning-
Landlords will charge you $200 for a single dust speck. We know their game.
We’ll:
✔️ Make your oven look like you’ve never actually used it (wink)
✔️ Get those mysterious stains out of the carpet (we don’t ask questions)
✔️ Ensure the place smells like “new apartment” not “three years of questionable life choices”
Perfect for:
People moving out who want revenge via spotlessness
Anyone who’s ever cried over a cleaning checklist from their property manager
4. The "I Have This One Weird Thing..." Service
Every home has its quirks. Maybe it’s:
🧽 The mystery sticky spot on the ceiling (how? why?)
🧽 Your collection of 87 coffee mugs that all need hand-washing
🧽 That one closet you’re afraid to open
No judgment. Just solutions.
Perfect for:
People with very specific clean-freak tendencies
Anyone who’s ever googled “how to get slime out of upholstery” at 2am
Why This Actually Matters
Okay, so here’s the thing: cleaning isn’t just about appearances. It’s about how good it feels to come home to a clean place. No “ugh, I should really clean that” guilt. No stressing when friends randomly stop by. Just a home that makes you breathe easier.
And hey – we actually enjoy this stuff. There’s something weirdly satisfying about turning a chaotic kitchen into a zen space, or watching years of shower grime disappear. (We might need hobbies, but hey, it works for you!)
So… which mess are we tackling for you first? [Let’s make your home feel awesome again.]
